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Ultimate Shayari Collection | Friendship
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ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION#8(100)
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Message Collection: Amit
Jain, Kota, Rajasthan
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| _<o/ I # I >> _I______ _ I<o> I # _I_>>,___ _ I I<o/ _I,,#,____ _ I I, , , _I<o>/,_,___ Bcoz u 4GT TO SMS me, i''am commiting SUICIDE...miser |
If lion @ attack u <Y> .IL <@_, <@_, @> ,_@> <@_, @ , Don"t |
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o we r all called LIFE.. and dat i met a nice "Frèñd" like U! |
(><) /l stay SWEET |
| :;;;*;;; u've got ( -_- ) lots of >")("< FR!ENDS.. &u won't even notice my absence.But if sömedäy ü find nö öne,wätch carefuly i'll be just around!H R U? |
Hindustan mein teen hi chiz
popular hein.. ,,, (",) <)> apun /<, .. ,,, (,")/" apun ka <)" ishtyle ..& / > ,,, (",)/"""APUN ka /)" SMS |
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SOME SAY it...
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.+"""+.
HERE .+"""+.+"""+. |
()""()If he ()""() ()""() Please don"t force him! |
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There are i dont know maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace.. a single friend like you. |
| M _ _ _ M I _ _ M I S _ M I S S * * * * Y O U $ $ $ $ V E R Y _ _ _ _ M U C H Missing u is only half the story. Hope the other half is u miss me too. |
HOPE HOP
h h e (e (e ( ) (@ (( |
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You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA |
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney,
Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... |
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein
takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! |
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele
hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word) |
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The most selfish 1 letter
word "I" Avoid it. The most satisfying 2-letter word "WE"
Use it. The most poisonous 3-letter word "EGO" Kill it. The
most used 4-letter word "LOVE" Value it. The most pleasing 5-letter
word "SMILE" Keep it. The fastest spreading 6-letter word "RUMOUR"
Ignore it. The hardest working 7-letter word "SUCCESS" Achieve
it. The most enviable 8-letter word "JEALOUSY" Distance it.
The most powerful 9-letter word "KNOWLEDGE" Acquire it.
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A good Friend is like
a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart. |
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Life is full of beautiful
things : soft sunset,pointed Rainbow,
dedicate blossoms,love & laughter ,Quiet moments & fantastic people like U & ME !!!!!! |
Don't marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go |
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HINGLISH ..WHEN I AM YOUR
: KAREEB
THERE IS ONLY : KHAMOSHI I WANT TO SPEAK : DIL SE THAT'S MY KIND OF : ISHQ I WANT THIS TO BE : GUPT AS I ALWAYS HAVE : DARR THAT I WILL LOOSE YOU : SAJANI AND THAT WOULD BE GREAT : SADMA I AM YOUR : MR.AASHIQUE BUT SOMETIMES BIT : DEEWANA TELL ME : HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN AS I FEEL : KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI IN THIS : DUNIYA DILWALON KI TOLD YOU : MAINE PYAR KIYA MAY BE : DIL TO PAGAL HAI BECAUSE : JAB PYAR KISISE HOTA HAI THE WHOLE WORLD APPEARS AS : DUSHMAN BUT ANYWAY : PYAR TO HONA HI THA |
simple music can make
u sing, Simple hug can make u feel better,
Simple things can make u happy, Hope that my simple "Hi" will make u smile. |
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FRIENDSHIP is like a TREE. |
When u r counting all
ur friends,the oldest ,best &
the the new...... I wud like to stand by ur side & say 2 little word's...." ME TOO" |
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Message Collection: Others
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Smile a while and while
you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles
of smile just because you smiled, i wish your day is full of SMILE $**Gud
Morning**$
(From: Nazm) |
Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari, Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise, ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari. |
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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan
vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset, Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho, Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste. |
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb
hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai, Hum kitne badnaseeb hai, Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai. I MISS U! |
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U r very special 4 me...
U should b safe always... U should b safe my dear... I cant b wid u all time.... so pls b careful wenever u jump from tree 2 tree... (From: Nitin, Mumbai) |
I dropped a tear in the
ocean while Thinking of You...
And I promise 2 be Your Friend till I find it... (From: Sumeet Chhajer, Jalgaon) |
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When words fail, Eyes
work.
When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya! (From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan) |
G ___ ___ O ! V ! O ! ORNING D !__!V!__! ___ ___ ! !_! ! ! _AVE A NICE ! !_! ! ___ ! ". ! D i !.___,AY (From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan) |
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Hi, keep messaging me
and win exciting prizes,
First Prize - Lots of Love Second Prize - Lifetime Friendship Third Prize - Free Stay in My Heart (From: Friji, Tamilnadu) |
What is a Girl Friend?
Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful |
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Some One
Is Loving you Caring for you Watching over you Protecting you Guess Who? Neighbour's Dog! |
Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! |
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Newton's law of Romance:-
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER... |
--=dEsErT=--
___________ --=OcEaN =-- -,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,- o"> <U JL Wherever you are... My prayers are with you... Take Care!! |
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A friend is |
When a Msg is sent from
Distance...
U cannot c the faces, U cannot c the smiles, But U can sense the care that truly comes from the heart... Good night! |
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Message Collection: Ash,
Dubai
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Friendship is a little
more trust a little less try,
A liitle more laugh,a little less very, A little more WE,a little less I, Friendship is just U and I.. (From: Nazm) |
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---( ' - ' )---- ---(#)MisU(#)--- -----(#) (#)---- ----@"""""@---- |
| () * () what ( 'o' ) if I (,,)(,,) disappear? Just what I You'd still look 4 Gosh! U r |
Pleaz pray 4 me...
,***, ..My medical But don't worry |
| (>-<) ('c(") (,). ) (")(") (>-<) (>-<) '.+'.+, |
I need you...
I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... .Oh My Lovely.. |
| :!!!!:. ( _ _ ). (( ("') )) "'>//<''' :!!!!:. .. a flying KISS |
,, ___________ ,,
o(__________( o (__________( Wanna Open? o======== o |
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Message Collection: Bose,
Kerela
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F R I E N D S H I P D
A Y S P E C I A L
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Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with you will never die. |
WELCOME To
www.human.com Type password * ** *** **** New Member: U r welcome Processing: Denied! Sorry u r not human. Try www.monkey.com |
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If I were to be anything
in this world?
I'd be ur tears!!! So I can be concieved in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips!!! |
If u r a Chocolate, ur
the sweetest,
If u r a Teddy bear, u r the most huggable, If u r a Star, u r the Brightest, U r my FRIEND! U r d Best! |
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The morning is just a
few moments away.
Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down. |
It takes half our life
to find true friends
and halft of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half of my life finding you and wish to spend the rest keeping you. |
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Make your life a House
your Heart Can live in.
With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memorise... of many good things... |
I must have been born
under a lucky star,
to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end, if you promise to remain my friend!! |
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In you need advice, text
me...
If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money..... The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! |
When I'm walking in front
of u, I'm protecting u.
When I'm beside u, I'm there for u. When I'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When I'm along, I'm thinking of u. |
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In this WORLD, where everything
seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE, You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME and beyond DISTANCE! |
I met U as a stranger,
I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do, they will meet again. |
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If friends were flower,
I would not pick you!
I'll let you grow i nthe garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! |
We've knwon each other
by CHANCE,
became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIENDS FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime promise! |
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I want u 2 know that our
friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry, I Cry U laugh... I laugh.. U jump out of d window... I look down n then.. I laugh again... ha ha ha |
A day is going to end
again.
It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems to great. Thank you my good friend. Lastly good nite n sweet dreams... |
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U may not be out of my
sight, but not out of my heart.
U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u will always be special to me!! |
There are many stars but
moon is u,
There are many friends, but the best is u, To forget me that's up to u, to forget u, I will never ever do. |
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How can u tell the rain
not 2 fall when cloud exist?
How can u tell leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not 2 fall in friendship when u exist. |
Knowing a friend like
u has made me happy in a million ways
And if ever I have to Let you go???... I would Find a million reason to make u stay!!! |
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If I could pull down the
rainbow,
I would write ur name with it and put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!! |
Life is 4 u,
death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being said is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u, but u r 4 me. |
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Message Collection: Rajiv,
Faridabad
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Ek khoobsurti,
Ek Tazgi, Ek Sapna, Ek Sacchai, Ek Kalpana, Ek Ahsas, Ek Vishvas, Yahi hai ek acche din ki shuruvat... Have a nice day! |
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In French: "Bon jour" In Yugoslav "Volim
Te" |
TruE LovE IS JusT LikE
GhosT,
EverY OnE TalK AbouT IT, BuT VerY FeW HavE SeeN iT. |
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Don't luv the luv unless
the luv luvs u
and if the luv luvs u, luv the luv in such a way that it doesn't luv anybody else! |
Friendship is made in
the heart.
Silent Unwritten Unbreakable by the Distance Unchangeable by time. ONCE a FRIEND always a FRIEND. TAKE CARE.... |
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Before 3 days,
Before 72 hours, Before 4990 minutes, Before 302100 seconds, I am the first Who is wishing you HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY! on 01st August |
( (é (é ( (é (é (é ; (é (é ; ) (é ( ) ; ) ( ) (é ; ) (é (( ; * (é (é ; ) (é HI! |
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Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera naam... Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. 'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...' |
Aanssu tere nikle aankhen
meri ho,
Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki, Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho.... |
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Kala Kajal Kala Badal,
kala phul Kadaai Da,
Hek Paas se Kuddi Nahi Fasdi, Utto bhoj Padhai Da! |
Dimag jiska "ICE",
Jivan uska "NICE"
Dil jiska "PURE", safalta mile "Sure" Najar jiski "CLEAR", Wo bane sabka "Dear" Aisa kaun aur kahan - Main Hu Na.... Najar jiski.. |
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If u Love sum1 then add
some wings 2ur Love.
After having wings if it still decide to Stay with u, then its a True Love. |
If u R iN LovE,
AcCePt iT, ReSpEcT iT, and EnJoY it. But iF U r nOt, tHeN DoNt WoRRy, b'cos SuMoNe, SoMeWhErE MuSt be WraPPing uP sO MuCh LoVe fOr YoU. |
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Message Collection: Others
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3 glances=
1 smile 3 smiles= 3 meetings= 3 kisses= 3 proposals= & that bloody 3000000000000 |
It is scientifically
proved that Sugar dissolves in water ...... So pleaseeeee u r so SWEET.... |
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From
Mon to Sun... From Jan to Dec... From Birth till death... My feelings for UUU have never changed... For ME.. You have always been a HEADACHE (From: Amit Jain, Kota) |
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi
yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat hi kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na karo, call nahi to missed call hi kiya karo...! (From: Nitin Patil, Pune) |
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Pujya mitravar,
Sadar pranam, in dino aapke sandesh milte hai, jinhe padhne ke paschat hum ati anand vibhor ho oothe hai, aap ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai. Prabhu se yehi prathana karte hai ke aapki chalit durbhas yantra seva pradan karti sanstha aap ko yuhi seva deti rahe, ke jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam jude rahe.. Aap ke sandesh ki pratiksha main aap ke sahyogi evam ghanishth mitra ki aur se subh din ki shubbhecha... Aap ka mitra (From: Deepak Bansal, Jalgaon) |
A friend is:
Who lends you... Pen in School... Notes in highschool... Bike in college... Girlfriend in University... (From: Deepak Bansal, Jalgaon) |
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The twinkle in ur eyes
makes my day.
Ur smile makes my week. Ur laugh makes my month. Ur sweetness makes my year and loving u makes up my life (From: Sandeep Bafna, Kishanganj) |
heartbeats r countless
spirits r ageless dreams r endless memories r timeless A Priceless! |
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c ".) friends ( ,)) are special ?"-.; treasures of d" heart they make u feel loved needed & secured. It's often not said but felt. (From: Pankaj) |
Friendship is like standingon
wet cement..
the longer you stay, d harder it is 2 leave, & u can never go without leaving ur footprints! Glad 2 hav u as my friend! (From: VS) |
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3 glances - 1 smile
3 smiles - 1 meeting 3 meeting - 1 kiss 3 kisses - 1 proposal 3 proposal - 1 marriage and that 1 marriage - 3 words ? ? ? ISKI TO GAYI... Good Morning! (From: Sandeep Bafna, Kishanganj) |
The mind 2 friends are
like the lines of railway track...
They never meet... but has go together to save the derailment of the TRAIN called FRIENDSHIP (From: Sandeep Bafna, Kishanganj) |